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RUNNING INTO MY EX’S NEW GIRLFRIEND

RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK UP:

NOW:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S PREGNANCY CLOTHING CHOICES

I’M LIKE:

LEAVING A BAD HOOK UP IN THE MORNING

WHEN I SEE MY CRUSH IN A PUBLIC PLACE

Or an ex. Or someone from high school. Or just people in general.

WHEN GUYS HIT ON ME

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

WHEN ASKED ABOUT MY EX

SOME GIRLS:

ME:

God bless.

WHEN PEOPLE GET IN A HEATED DISCUSSION ABOUT POLITICS

I’M LIKE:

HOW MY BEST FRIEND AND I REACT WHEN WE TAKE SHOTS

IF WE’RE OUT:

IF IT’S JUST US:

WHEN I MAKE A JOKE BUT NO ONE GETS IT

I’M LIKE: